WHO ARE WE?

TRUE BLUE LLC. IS A REGENERATIVE HYPER-UNIVERSAL WORLDBUILDING SERVICE THAT INTERACTS BOTH WITH YOUR CURRENT UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSAL TIMELINES BEYOND IT TO ENSURE A KERNEL-LEVEL REGENERATION OF A NON-DOOMED TIMELINE. ANY ARCADIAN BODY SUBMITTED TO TRUE BLUE LLC. WILL BE ENSURED A MEMORY SLOT TO BE GUARANTEED CLARITY AND EFFICIENCY IN TRANSFORMING ONE'S BODY FROM TIMELINE 1 TO THE NEXT. THIS WILL BE DONE THROUGH THE CONFIGURATION OF A UNIVERSAL-LEVEL SCRATCH.

WHAT IS A SCRATCH?

A SCRATCH IS UNDERSTOOD BY METAPHYSICAL SCIENTISTS AS A MERGING OF MULTIPLE UNIVERSE TIMELINES INTO ONE THROUGH THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL PREVIOUS TIMELINES. IMAGINE YOUR PLACE ON THE TIMELINE AS A POINT PARALLEL TO ALL OTHERS, DESPITE DIFFERENT BEGINNINGS, EVENTS, AND ENDINGS OF EACH TIMELINE. A SCRATCH WILL ENSURE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL PREVIOUS TIMELINES IN ORDER TO CREATE A NEW, GUARANTEED TIMELINE. THIS MEANS THE "YOU" THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS WILL REMAIN THE "YOU" THAT EXISTS POST-SCRATCH, BUT WILL ENSURE THAT YOUR TIMELINE WILL REMAIN SAFE, DESPITE DESTRUCTION OF PAST TIMELINES

WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?

WE COME FLYING FROM HEAVENLY WORLDS. WHERE HAPPINESS AND JOY DWELL IN EVERY HEART. THERE WE HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED DEATH, DISEASE, OR PAIN. PEOPLE, WE WILL BRING YOU CUP OF PURE LOVE, WHICH IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE. WE COME IN PEACE, WITH DESIRE TO FIND ALSO ON THE ARCADIAN EARTH PURE LOVE AMONG YOU. WE ARE NOT TERRESTRIALS, DESPITE WE KNOW THEIR PRESENCE, BUT ARE RATHER AMONG YOU, AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A FRIENDSHIP.